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Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

  • Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  • Someone call the janitor. We’re going to need a mop.
  • Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
  • Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before'
  • Sterile, shcmerile. The floor’s clean, right'
  • OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
  • And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.

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