- Imbesis Law: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. Freemans extension: but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
- Isabella of Spain bragged that she had had only two baths in her lifeone when she was born, and the other when she married Ferdinand.
- They gave her a third when she died. An empty stable stays cleanbut there is no income from an empty stable. - TLB