One Wednesday evening, as we were preparing for mid-week service, a little boy who had just moved into our community, was riding his bike in the church parking lot. One of our deacons spotted the five year old boy and decided to invite him to church.
"Young man, do you live close by?", he asked.
"Yes, I live in that house right down there," he replied, pointing to his new home.
The deacon asked, "Do you go to church anywhere?"
"No, we don't go anywhere." the young boy replied.
"Would you like to come to Sunday School this Sunday?" the deacon asked.
"What do they teach in that Sunday School?", questioned the boy.
"They teach Bible Stories and tell you about Jesus." replied the deacon.
"Do they teach any math, in this Sunday School? If they do, I'm not coming!" the little lad declared, emphatically.