Two cannibals, Handible and Elbob meet one day. Handible said, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender."
Elbob asked, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
"Oh, you know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend in the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Aha!" Elbob exclaimed, "No wonder! Those are fryers!