You or Me?
When the other person acts that way, hes ugly
When you do it, its nerves.
When shes set in her ways shes obstinate
When you are, its just firmness.
When he doesnt like your friends, hes prejudiced
When you dont like his, youre showing good judgment.
When she tries to be accommodating, shes apple-polishing.
When you do it, youre using tact.
When he takes time to do things, hes dead slow
When you take ages, you are deliberate.
When she picks flaws, shes cranky
When you do it, youre discriminating.