Under The Wagon
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn in the road. The former who lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a spell and come on in and have dinner with us. Then Ill help you get the wagon up.” “Thats mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “But I dont think Pa would like me to.” “Aw, come on, son!” the farmer insisted. “Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed. “But Pa wont like it.” After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I just know Pa is going to be real upset.” “Dont be foolish!” exclaimed the neighbor. “By the way, where is he?” “Under the wagon.”