The TV
In the house
Of Mr. & Mrs. Spouse
He and she
Would watch TV,
And never a word
Between them was spoken
Until the day
The set was broken,
Then, “How do you do?”
Said He to She.
I don’t believe we’ve met.
Spouse is my name.
What’s yours?” he asked.
“Why, mine’s the same!”
Said She to He.
“Do you suppose we could be...?”
But the set came suddenly right about
And they never did find out.