Dress Like One!
When Queen Victoria resided at Balmoral Castle, she sometimes enjoyed walking incognito in the surrounding district. On one such walk, she happened on a flock of sheep being driven by a boy who shouted at her, “Stupid old woman!”
The queen smiled but said nothing. Her faithful servant, John Brown, followed along behind and, coming to the boy, informed the lad that she was the Queen of England.
“Well,” snapped the boy, “she should dress like a queen.”