Is Ned There?
Two drunks were in a railroad station at midnight, discussing the difference between irritation, aggravation, and frustration. They couldnt agree. One finally said, “Ill show you the difference.” He went to the phone booth, circled a number in the book and called it. After ringing and ringing, it was finally answered. “Is Ned there?” “NO! Theres no Ned here,” and the phone was slammed down. “Thats irritation,” he said to his friend. After another 20 minutes he called again. The phone rang and rang. Finally someone answered and the drunk asked, “Is Ned there?” The answer came back, “There is no Ned here! I told you before!” SLAM. “Thats aggravation,” he said to his partner. Another 20 minutes went by, and the drunk said, “Now Ill show you frustration,” and he made another call. Finally the phone was answered, “I told you before, theres no Ned here!!!” “But this is Nedany messages for me?”