I’m the Landlord
A lady answered the knock on her door to find a man with a sad expression. “Im sorry to disturb you,” he said, “but Im collecting money for an unfortunate family in the neighborhood. The husband is out of work, the kids are hungry, the utilities will soon be cut off, and worse, theyre going to be kicked out of their apartment if they dont pay the rent by this afternoon.” Ill be happy to help,” said the woman with great concern. “But who are you?”
“Im the landlord,” he replied.