A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck.
“Wheres Harry?” he was asked.
“Harry had a stroke of some kind. Hes a couple of miles back up the trail.”
“You left Harry laying there, and carried the deer back?”
“Well,” said the hunter, “I figured no one was going to steal Harry.”