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Excuses for School Absences

After discussing how students must at least be competent in reading, writing, listening, analyzing and computing before they will be graduated from high school in 1978, one administrator contacted provided the following list. The excuses it contains were actually turned in by parents to one school district (outside of Tillamook County).

1. Dear school: Please ackuse John for bring absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

2. Chis has an acre in his side.

3. Mary could not come to school because she is bothered by very close veins.

4. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

5. I kept Billie Home because he had to go Christmas shopping because I didn’t know what size she wear.

6. Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.

7. My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.

8. Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a groing over.

9. Please excuse Ray Friday. He has lose vowels.

10. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

11. Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

12. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in his growing part.

13. My daughter was absent yesterday, because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

14. Please excuse Dianne from Being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

15. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

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