- Is 5’ 9” tall and 173 pounds.
- Is married, 1.8 years older than his wife and would marry her again.
- Has not completed college.
- Earns $28,605 per year.
- Prefers showering to taking a bath.
- Spends about 7.2 hours a week eating.
- Does not know his cholesterol count, but it’s 211.
- Watches 26 hours and 44 minutes of TV a week.
- Takes out the garbage in his household.
- Prefers white underwear to colored.
- Cries about once a month—one fourth as much as Jane Doe.
- Falls in love an average of six times during his life.
- Eats his corn on the cob in circles, not straight across, and prefers his steak medium.
- Can’t whistle by inserting his fingers in his mouth.
- Prefers that his toilet tissue unwind over, rather than under, the spool.
- Has sex 2.55 times a week.
- Daydreams mostly about sex.
- Thinks he looks okay in the nude.
- Will not stop to ask for directions when he’s in the car.
Men’s Health, quoted in Parade Magazine, 12-29-91, p. 5
