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Auto Loan

Loan Officer: “Based on your credit history, it seems the only kind of loan you qualify for is an auto loan.”

Customer: “You mean money to buy a car?”

Loan Officer: “I mean money you lend yourself.”

J. C. Duffy, Universal Press Syndicate, Readers Digest, May 1996, p. 67.

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