Are You In Love?
A young man said to his father at breakfast one morning, “Dad, Im going to get married.” “How do you know youre ready to get married?” asked the father. “Are you in love?” “I sure am,” said the son. “How do you know youre in love?” asked the father. “Last night as I was kissing my girlfriend good-night, her dog bit me and I didnt feel the pain until I got home.”