• A Spanish proverb reads "An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.? - Anon
• Our minister's wife told of filling out a form in her pediatrician's office. Beside the blank marked "occupation? were these words: "If you devote the greater part of your time to loving, caring and making a home for your family, put a big star in this space.? - Bonnie Miller
• Legally, a husband is the head of the house and a pedestrian has the right of way. Both are perfectly safe and within their rights as long as they do not try to confirm it! - George E. Bergman
• The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes,? she replied. "But not the same ones.? - Reader's Digest, contributed by David Finkelstein
• "No man is poor who has had a godly mother.? - A. Lincoln

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