1. Law of Energy: Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night’s sleep. - Steve Jarrell in The Hanahan News

2. Law of Government: The amount of time required to finish any project is equal to the amount of time already spent on it. - Jay Trachman in One to One

3. Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. -Doug Larson, United Feature Syndicate

4. Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There’s always one more bug. - Contributed by Pat Hartson

5. Dixon’s Law: When you are driving behind a slow-moving vehicle in a no-passing zone, that vehicle will always turn in the same direction at the same intersection you do. - James Dent in Charleston, W. Va., Gazette

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