• An exhaustive study shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. - Earl Wilson
• If it weren’t for heredity, most of us wouldn’t be able to leave anything to our children. - Doug Larson
• The man who seldom finds himself in hot water is the one with a wife, several daughters and one bathroom. - Anon
• A home is the place where part of the family waits until the others have returned with the car. - Anon

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