• If the class you want has room for ‘n’ students, you will be the ‘n+1’ to apply.
• Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste the maximum time between classes.
• When you are occasionally able to schedule 2 classes in a row, they will be at opposite ends of the campus.
• A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
• The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered your last semester.
• If you’re confident after you’ve finished an exam, it’s because you don’t know enough to know better.

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