• everything starts to click-your elbows, knees and neck (Robert Orben)
• you realize that you'll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent 30 years clipping out of newspapers and magazines (Bill Vaughan)
• it is not only later than you think-it's sooner than you suspect (Arnold H. Glasow)
• says President Reagan, you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that
• gets you home by nine o'clock
• is when you're warned to slow down by a doctor rather than a policeman.

Middle age: That difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.

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