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If You Want to go to Heaven, Raise Your Hand

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An evangelist asked all who wanted to go to heaven to raise their hands. Everyone in the audience did so, except one elderly man sitting near the front of the auditorium. The preacher pointed his finger at him and said, ‘Sir, do you mean to tell us that you don’t want to go to heaven?’

‘Sure I want to go, but the way you put the question, I figured you were getting up a busload for tonight!’

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