• The check is in the mail.
• I’ll start my diet tomorrow.
• We service what we sell.
• Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back.
• Money cheerfully refunded.
• One size fits all.
• This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in.
• Your luggage isn’t lost, it’s only misplaced.
• Leave your resume and we’ll keep it on file.
• This hurts me more than it hurts you.
• I just need five minutes of your time.
• Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
• Open wide, it won’t hurt a bit.
• Let’s have lunch sometime.
• It’s not the money, it’s the principle.

Bits and Pieces, December 9, 1993, pp. 12-13